Hemorrhoids!!!!

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I am extremely privileged that my beautiful husband listens to me and humors me at ALL times, if you ask me, that’s true love! Early in our relationship I taught him what kind of feminine products I would need should there ever be an emergency! However, it wasn’t until after I got married that I started using tampons.
It’s quite unusual how I started using them, Mike asked me one day why I didn’t have any and I told him that I just never did, not to mention I didn’t know how to use them. He told me that all his ex girlfriends had used them and that it was strange that I was the only girl he’s ever met that didn’t use them. Unbeknownst to him, he had made such an honest mistake in COMPARING ME to his EXES! So with my “Anything she could do, I CAN DO BETTER” attitude, I went out and bought some!
I will never forget the first time I bought them, I looked for instructions on how to use them and read the warnings on how often to change it, etc. Well, the first time I actually used it I felt like such an adult, FINALLY, I didn’t have to worry about the lump a pad gives you, I didn’t have to worry about looking like I have Hemorrhoids!!!! BUT THEN something I hadn’t thought of happened! I had to use the bathroom to drop a deuce! I was so confused, I didn’t know if it would fall out! I know, I know, anyone who uses them is thinking “Seriously?” But really, how is it in there while you’re sitting? ANYWAYS! I ended up having to ask my friend Barbie about my concerns! She laughed so much and so hard! I was so embarrassed!

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